Monday, November 25, 2013

Crap I Can Say in Chinese


Nice to meet you.

I am an American.

I am an English teacher.

I have lived in Beijing for two years.

My Chinese name is "streaking man."

I like your smell.

Are you Korean?

I like your shirt.

Give me your phone number.

I love you.



Can you say that again?

Sorry, my Chinese is really bad.

I don't know Chinese.

I don't know how to speak Chinese.

I can't speak Chinese.

Really, truly! I can't. 

I don't understand.

Please wait; I will call my friend, and he speaks Chinese. 

I studied Chinese last year, but now, I am too busy.

I lost my bank card.

I don't have a key.

My kung pao chicken hasn't come yet!

It is stinky to death.

You are ugly to death.

I don't have a BHG grocery story membership discount card thingie.

I don't need a bag.

I don't want that.

Can you wait in line?

Oh, you don't want to wait in line?

You should wait in line.

I hate you.

I wish you a happy birthday. 

That is a durian.

One big, cold bottle of iced tea, please!

I want to buy a cheap cell phone.

You told me it would cost 30 RMB! You did not tell me it would 60 RMB!

I am not a French person.  

Do you think my friend is good-looking? 

This? This is a bass guitar.

Yes, there are many beautiful girls in America.

Do you like baseball? 

I want to go to Wangjing Hualian Mall. Do you know Wangjing Hualian Mall? I live near there. Take the fourth ring road to Wangjing Bridge, and then turn right, and then, at Guangshun North Avenue, turn left. Stop there, I will get out.

This is very awkward. 

Do you speak English?

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