Mid-Autumn Festival holiday destination (yes, we got to the parking lot of Wulingshan and then turned around and went right home after driving for three hours).
Hai Di Lao hot pot (yes, I am holding a plate full of heart-shaped watermelon chunks and baby tomato rabbits).
C&S Fair (yes, the only way they listen to me is if I am on a chair).
Liu Li Library (yes, a fifteen-year-old student from my school is building a library in a ghetto in Beijing)
Graffiti party (yes, there are flowers on my nipples and an extremely inappropriate word written in Chinese on my stomach).
Beihai Park (yes, with two awesome ladies but just one me).
Forbidden City, North Gate (yes, there are still people in the world who haven't gone through there)
Homeroom E10H (yes, they are that well-behaved, hard-working, and good-looking despite being under my control).
2013 Beijing Hope Run (yes, that kid thinks I am the man, and yes, I wore that wig the entire eight kilometers).