Happy Halloween

How To Make a Moose Costume in Ten Easy Steps

Step 1. Brag about your costume-making skills and talents, thus putting the appropriate level of pressure on yourself as motivation for success.


Step 2. Cut out cardboard antlers from boxes your mom sent you.


Step 3: Secure cardboard antlers to third-grade girl headband and then to head.


Step 4. Buy cute stuffed dog with long snout.


Step 5. Remove long snout from cute stuffed dog.



Step 6. Sew strap to long snout; ignore fear of potential asphyxiation.


Step 7: Purchase or locate brown clothing from cheap clothing store.


Step 8. Don black shoes and socks.


Step 9. Find partner in crime, preferably a male with buck teeth and resemblance to a squirrel.


Step 10. Locate a Halloween party and go to it.





Step 11 (optional; mostly for people who have roommates, are married, or live with their parents): clean up.